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Roadkill

Surely you can do better than that?

Jim doesn't stop for anything...

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Jim went for a cruise to try and pick up a tasty bird, and came up trumps!
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the new meaning of hitting on a bird
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Serving suggestion
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Hit me at 30, there's a 40% chance I'll live...
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A bird in the fan is worth two in the clutch.
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Since the fox hunting ban, the hooray henrys had gotten surprisingly ingenious with their plight to kill small defenceless animals.....
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'Cynthia! that damn pheasant is trying to escape from our car again'
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The credit crunch hit the students hard.. roadkill was back on the menu.
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If you can't afford a turkey this christmas...
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Before crossing a road, look left... look right... look left again and cross the road!......
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pwned
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Bird watching the easy/fun way!
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Least it was only a phesant!!! .... http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/owned-subaru.JPG
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Your engine works much better when you give it petrol rather than when you try to force feed it cheap poultry!
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Hungry Car
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Caption Archive

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  • Pimp my bus - The spare wheel did compromise cabin space slightly.
  • Sam Bouldering - get crap on your hands..... smear it off on the rock! looooverly....big smiles all round!
  • No idea - I will prove it... See my tongue is the same colour as that hat...
  • Rose pulls a face - ...the delux version has real hair and two orifices however this economy model only has...
  • Mr Graham goes bouldering - Chris had bought the four largest laptops in the world. Sadly, he couldn't find a wireless hotspot at Brimham Rocks.
  • Ball award nominations - The wine worked as a good distraction while the mini bus was used to run everyone over...
  • Topping out on Goat Track Gully - Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu were unavailable; but so far, the casting for Charlies Angels 2 was going well.
  • Matt having a larff - Despite the lack of a bouldering mats, Matt soldiered on.
  • Simon in a sitting belay - After spending too long in the beer garden and getting his fat ass stuck in the outdoor furniture, si gave up and went climbing.
  • Matt and Mav at Kyloe Out - Mav: Lucky we found these old clothes at Kyloe other wise we would have to wear the ones we pissed ourselves in. Matt: True, but we did see Dave Birkett! Oh, I think I just had a little orgasm!
  • Sunset at Stanage Plantation - Seriously, is that all you boulderers ever do? Stand around and play with yourselves?
  • People on a rock - it had been a hard multi-pitch route but finally after many hours the climbers reached the top of tiny-rock crag
  • James pointing at something - SHHIIITTT!!! THE TRACTOR BEAM IS SUCKING ME IN........... QUICK!! THROW ME MY CAMELOTS, ONLY THEY CAN SAVE ME NOW!!
  • Jen looking shocked - Jim wears tights?