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Roadkill
Surely you can do better than that?
Jim doesn't stop for anything...
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Jim went for a cruise to try and pick up a tasty bird, and came up trumps!
the new meaning of hitting on a bird
Serving suggestion
Hit me at 30, there's a 40% chance I'll live...
A bird in the fan is worth two in the clutch.
Since the fox hunting ban, the hooray henrys had gotten surprisingly ingenious with their plight to kill small defenceless animals.....
'Cynthia! that damn pheasant is trying to escape from our car again'
The credit crunch hit the students hard.. roadkill was back on the menu.
If you can't afford a turkey this christmas...
Before crossing a road, look left... look right... look left again and cross the road!......
pwned
Bird watching the easy/fun way!
Least it was only a phesant!!! .... http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/owned-subaru.JPG
Your engine works much better when you give it petrol rather than when you try to force feed it cheap poultry!
Hungry Car
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- No idea - I will prove it... See my tongue is the same colour as that hat...
- Rose pulls a face - ...the delux version has real hair and two orifices however this economy model only has...
- Mr Graham goes bouldering - Chris had bought the four largest laptops in the world. Sadly, he couldn't find a wireless hotspot at Brimham Rocks.
- Ball award nominations - The wine worked as a good distraction while the mini bus was used to run everyone over...
- Topping out on Goat Track Gully - Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore & Lucy Liu were unavailable; but so far, the casting for Charlies Angels 2 was going well.
- Matt having a larff - Despite the lack of a bouldering mats, Matt soldiered on.
- Simon in a sitting belay - After spending too long in the beer garden and getting his fat ass stuck in the outdoor furniture, si gave up and went climbing.
- Matt and Mav at Kyloe Out - Mav: Lucky we found these old clothes at Kyloe other wise we would have to wear the ones we pissed ourselves in. Matt: True, but we did see Dave Birkett! Oh, I think I just had a little orgasm!
- Sunset at Stanage Plantation - Seriously, is that all you boulderers ever do? Stand around and play with yourselves?
- People on a rock - it had been a hard multi-pitch route but finally after many hours the climbers reached the top of tiny-rock crag
- James pointing at something - SHHIIITTT!!! THE TRACTOR BEAM IS SUCKING ME IN........... QUICK!! THROW ME MY CAMELOTS, ONLY THEY CAN SAVE ME NOW!!
- Jen looking shocked - Jim wears tights?