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Fun in the Snow
Surely you can do better than that?
David playing in the snow on a recent trip.
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David had always been afraid of is own shadow and when he saw that he had two he screamed and ran like a gurl...
As the para-alpinist's prepared to hit the ground they wished the funding for their parachutes hadn't been cut short...
Hot snow!
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- Karl's Face - Karl found out that girls like chocolate and he was ready for them all...
- Ian's new car - Luckily Ian had won first prize in the competition because second prize was two Skodas
- Stu eats a tulip. - sometimes oi eats grass sometimes oi eats flowers, sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes i just sits
- Windy Walk... - Although Matt remonstrated, the siamese twins were adamant that they only needed 2 axes and 3 crampons for the Fiacaill Ridge
- Roadkill - 'Cynthia! that damn pheasant is trying to escape from our car again'
- Roadside Bouldering - Roadside bouldering
- Pimp my bus - The spare wheel did compromise cabin space slightly.
- Sam Bouldering - slow motion impact ... we scraped him off the rock like a lump of jam
- No idea - I will prove it... See my tongue is the same colour as that hat...
- Rose pulls a face - ...the delux version has real hair and two orifices however this economy model only has...
- Mr Graham goes bouldering - Chris had bought the four largest laptops in the world. Sadly, he couldn't find a wireless hotspot at Brimham Rocks.
- Ball award nominations - Best person to get tied to award
- Topping out on Goat Track Gully - i look damn fine as lucy liu! Mav
- Matt having a larff - all the sheep ran away so matt had to make do with a small hole in the rock
- Simon in a sitting belay - After spending too long in the beer garden and getting his fat ass stuck in the outdoor furniture, si gave up and went climbing.
- Matt and Mav at Kyloe Out - "Mav, you really turn me on dressed like that...I'm even playing pocket billiards"
- Sunset at Stanage Plantation - Impressive! Wait, no, that's your chalk bag.
- People on a rock - it had been a hard multi-pitch route but finally after many hours the climbers reached the top of tiny-rock crag
- James pointing at something - The Irish condom. About as useful as James's harness
- Jen looking shocked - Jen was suprised when Karl got his nuts out for everyone to see.